what?... whatever...

I'm performing an important wedding next Saturday so made the decision to get my first store bought haircut since 1993. Passed up the 35cent, 50cent, and dollar haircut for a professional shop. As the barber was finishing with a razor shave of the neck, etc. he made the independent decision to eliminate my right sideburn. As I watched in shock I made the decision not to scold a man with a straight razor and felt people at the wedding might be distracted by the minister with one sideburn. SO he finished my 2 dollar haircut and away we went. I'm looking forward to doing this again... in about another 15 yrs.